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Welcome to Jim Hoerr Family Vacation![edit]

This is the online archive for everything about the Jim Hoerr Family Vacation to Pentwater, Michigan.

We have over 200 phrases and inside jokes from our years at Pentwater. Sit back and laugh your way through the complete list of every token saying.

The Pentwater Hoerrald – learn everything about the Hoerr family's own newspaper, including:
- The Hoerrald's true life story – read how the humble newsletter made it big, then nearly lost it all
- The Hoerrald archive – a list of past editions

Annual features and sections:

Dinner menus – browse the most popular dinner dishes from Pentwater
Dinner duty assignments – the true statistics behind the dinner duty disparity
Rooms of McVoy Cottage – explore the history behind each room of the McVoy Cottage
What to bring – from Nerd Ropes to beach chairs to toilet paper, find out what you should bring to Pentwater

Haunted Heartland – the story of Celeste McVoy Holden
Pentwater t-shirts – a look at the Hoerr family's own vintage clothing line through the ages
Pentwater poems – re-live the weeks of Pentwater with Di's poems
Pentwater comics – Blake's comics
Pentwater trivia – test your knowledge of Pentwater lore
Volleyball names – discover the origins of the most feared names in sand volleyball
Map of Pentwater – explore the historical sites and places of interest in and around Pentwater