Burping and farting hour

Burping and farting hour can only be officially declared by the Honorable Seth J. Bradley at the kids dinner table. However, it is usually declared by anyone after a loud gaseous emission, in which the guilty party says "burping and farting hour has been re-instated."

When burping and farting hour is instated, all flatulence and belches can be expelled without having to call "safety."