The Patriarchs

The Patriarchs are the honorable grandparents and leaders of the Hoerr clan, Jim and Virginia. Individually, they are referred to as the Patriarch and the Matriarch. The Patriarchs graciously pay for the week's rent at the Gorham cottage.

The patriarchs are also responsible for:


 * bringing s'mores to the fire
 * making popcorn
 * unclogging the sewers
 * beating all of us in Scrabble and Rummikub
 * buying ice cream at The House of Flavors
 * giving us a battle cry