A little faster if we can stand it ... Annie

One year during a walk down to the fire, JD was carrying a few heavy logs. In front of him, Annie was slowly taking her time wandering down the steps. To encourage her to speed things up, JD called out "a little faster if we stand it … Annie." It is unknown if this actually sped things up for JD, but, we do know that this phrase has caught on while waiting in line for dinner. "A little fast if we can stand it … Annie" can be used when anyone is taking an excessive amount of time to put food on their plate. You can replace "Annie" with anyone's name to match the situation.

Note that the person you are waiting on is usually waiting on someone else ahead of them, so it's not really their fault for being slow. Either way, constant repetition of this phrase has been proven to make absolutely no difference in the speed at which the line moves.