ASGB

AJ & Seth's Golden Brown, or ASGB for short, has a long history with the family. Here are the vitals:

Founders

 * AJ
 * The Honorable Seth J. Bradley

Executives
Kim (she slept her way to the top)

COO of Burnt Black Division
Audra

Year Established
1994

Product Line
While ASGB focused on s'mores and other marshmallow products early on, its later years have been marked by a diversified approach which quickly turned it into a worldwide sensation. Unfortunately, corruption and mismanagement have taken a heavy toll on profits in recent years.

Ownership
As of Pentwater 2008, every member of the Hoerr Family owns an equal, non-transferable share of the company. Per the stock agreement, AJ & Seth retain their titles and the right to hire and fire people.

Theme Song
Although the most famous part of the theme song was stolen from the PBJ's (see Best in the Business), AJ did write a full version for the talent show in 2005. It appears below in its entirety:

Back in nineteen ninety four Seth said to me, "I need a S'more" I said, "What is this family lacking? "He said, "I think we need some corporate back-ing!" So we started a small comp-any And hired many of the fam-ily So put us to the test Cause there's nothing lest than the best Cause we're the best in the business ASG-B!!!


 * (the "B" is traditionally sang off key by AJ)