The Chi Machine

While we are not sure of the exact spelling of this contraption, we are sure that some of the Hoerr men have chronic bowel movement problems. With Ben's introduction of the Chi (pronounced CHEE) machine in 2001, this problem was almost completely eliminated. Said to "bring everything into alignment," the Chi machine has been the cause of the nearly 85% increase in poo last summer, as compared to only 3% increase from the year before. Fans of the Chi machine include Ben and Tim, who are invariably the first to jump up after every meal.