I'll sleep in the attic if you bring a mattress and box springs

The attic of the McVoy cottage is a scary place. There is a secret door hidden by a poorly-made bookcase. The passage leads to more rooms, one of which mysteriously contains a table and a broom. Countless unimaginable horrors and deviant acts must have taken place up here over the years.

The kids were obviously quite frightened when they first discovered the attic. However, JD said the he would sleep upstairs in the attic if someone else brought up a mattress and box springs.

Unfortunately, no one took him up on his offer, mostly because it would be impossible to bring a mattress and box springs into the attic through the two feet square entrance.