Evelyn ... bring me another beer

Some Pentwater stories fade away into the museum of memories. Other stories get better with each telling, and eventually, grow into legends.

The story of Evelyn, her obnoxious husband and his beer has transfixed generations of Hoerrs since the incident took place. The incident occurred sometime in the mid 90's - the actual year is currently unknown. Here is what transpired:

The Hoerrs were on a regular trip to the sno-cone shop. It was later in the day and most of the family was present. During the middle 90's these trips were more frequent than they are today. As the family headed to Old Baldy, they cut through the Charles Mears State Park Campground. As they were cutting through one 'yard', a man appeared at the screen door of his trailer. The conversation that followed has become part of the lore of Pentwater.

Old Man: Hey you! Hoerr Family: Uh ... us? Old Man: Yea, you! You can't cut through here! This here is my property! We pay for this spot! You can't cut through. Hoerr Family: ... Old Man: I said get off my prop-o-tie!! Hoerr Family (Tim): This is a campground sir. Old Man: We pay for this here land boy. Evelyn! Evelyn, where are you?! Evelyn â€¦ bring me another beer!! Dadgumit! Hoerr Family (Tim): We are just cutting through Old Man: Dam* Right you are just cutting through! Now get off my prop-o-tie! And ... Evelyn, confound you woman! Bring me another beer!!