Token Sayings

The complete list of every token saying, phrase, and slogan from 20 years of Pentwater. This list does not include the volleyball nicknames.

Token sayings list

 * A little faster if we can stand it ... Annie
 * A long ride home
 * A tool kit to align your life
 * A.J.'s Adventureland
 * AACE's
 * Adults first!
 * Ahh, Beautiful Pentwater!
 * Ahoy!
 * ASGB
 * Aunt Nancy's famous cookies (God rest her soul)
 * Ball placement
 * Banned Topics
 * Beach Olympics
 * Bean-bag toss
 * Belly-up to the bar
 * Best in the Business
 * Big Kahuna Boat Rides
 * Bite!
 * Blueberry pie
 * BOA
 * Bocce (Biachi) ball
 * Bring a Friend Pentwater
 * Bring a Legend Pentwater
 * Bring your own towel
 * Burping and farting hour
 * Buying his way into the family
 * CACK's
 * Came … and went
 * Celeste McVoy
 * Charlie's Marina
 * Chief Potawami Seal of Approval
 * Chill Pentwater
 * Cigar aficionado
 * Come When You Want Pentwater
 * Conjugal visits
 * Connect Four championship
 * Couple's night
 * Couple's shower
 * Courtesy chuckle
 * Crack hour
 * Craig-Oreo
 * Croquet and Putt-Putt Tournament
 * Curfew controversy
 * Dan &quot;Pretty Boy&quot; McCoy
 * Dinner duty disparity
 * Dive for those
 * Do Whatever You Want Pentwater
 * Eat some sand, junior
 * Eclair
 * Evelyn … bring me another beer
 * Everybody brings a log
 * Fireworks
 * Fish fry
 * Fog horn
 * Fudgepacker
 * FUPA
 * Gasp (GAS-PUH)
 * George Phillips
 * Grandma's s'mores
 * Grandpa and the stopped up sewer
 * Grandpa's popcorn
 * Gustafson's (3 levels of international shopping)
 * Guy's breakfast at Gull Landing
 * Hall of Fame
 * Haunted Heartland
 * &quot;Heather!&quot;
 * Hector P. Valenti, star of stage and screen
 * HEEEEEYYYYYY! (shouted with enthusiasm)
 * Hello, cousin
 * Hoerrald Underground Edition
 * Honesty Hour
 * Hup, hup, down to the beach
 * I actually like a little sand on my ring pop
 * I just want to go on the record as saying…
 * I take one shower a week
 * I thought Nelda was his mother
 * I thought we were north of the tension line!
 * I'll have the Gally Slave
 * I'll sleep in the attic if you bring a mattress and box springs
 * I'm a valuable citizen ... per say
 * I'm gonna beat you up
 * I'm sorry!
 * Is it just me … or is it clearing off?
 * Is that it?
 * It smells like an outhouse over here
 * JABS
 * JEJAA's
 * Jelly Belly
 * John's Lock Shop
 * Keep the door closed please
 * Laser Camerology
 * Leave When You Want Pentwater
 * Left behind
 * Leon lost his pecker in a corn picker (it was the mumps!)
 * Let's talk about end times
 * Let's talk about the estate
 * Let's walk to the house
 * Life's Evening Sun is Sinking Low
 * Like a kid in a candy store, you keep me comin' back for more
 * Mac Wood's Dune Rides
 * Mafia
 * Marge
 * Mark!
 * Meatless spaghetti
 * Methodical serve
 * Mick McCoy
 * Museum of Memories
 * My back!
 * Naked at the beach
 * Natalie
 * Night volleyball
 * No T-shirt Hoerresy
 * NO WAKE
 * Nobody tells me anything
 * Not one, not two, not even three, but four-tier stadium seating
 * Nothing's changed
 * Odd hour
 * Old Baldy
 * Out to the 5th
 * Pass the rag
 * Pass through the veil
 * PBJ's
 * PBJ Punk Service
 * Pepsi Cola
 * PhipCo Ditch Diggers
 * PJ Steamers
 * Poker
 * Premature Ejumpulation
 * Put your name on your cup
 * Quintus Renshaw
 * Rehab
 * Rematch
 * Rinaldi's Mini-Golf
 * Royal Jelly (it makes your stinger stiffer)
 * Rummikub
 * Salt and Pepper shakers (modeled after Seth's girth and AJ's length)
 * Sand Piper Emporium
 * Sand sculpturing contest
 * Sara, Lara, and Christie
 * Scotty's
 * Scrabble
 * Share Pentwater
 * Sheriff's dead
 * Ship in a bottle
 * Sin and debauchery
 * Sno-cones
 * Sound Horn
 * Squeaky sand
 * Subway (MY way)
 * Talent Show
 * Thank you for giving to the Lord
 * That's a hot-ash fire
 * The 4 Attributes
 * The Antler Liquor Bar
 * The Banshee Story (the scariest story any of us have ever heard)
 * The bat
 * The beds that screeched
 * The best dinner yet
 * The Bitchen Kitchen
 * The Black Beach Cougar
 * The boardwalk
 * The Bride
 * The channel
 * The Chi Machine
 * The Colonel, Reeve Brandon
 * The Devil Duck
 * The flying squirrel
 * The House of Flavors
 * The joke that never ended
 * The Judge
 * The lemonade's a little weak, boys
 * The Liquid Lady
 * The Mighty Sequoias
 * The Oldy-Wed Game
 * The Order of the Grizzly
 * The Outlaws
 * The Painted Pony
 * The Patriarchs
 * The Pentwood
 * The Pines
 * The Privacy House (pronounced pri-vah-see)
 * The Prophetic Portal
 * The River of Time
 * The spa and massage service (where did that money go?)
 * The Spore Story
 * The stash
 * The stop sign
 * The Winds of Change
 * This could be the last year
 * This is a serious game!
 * This is one scoop!
 * This report has neither been confirmed nor denied
 * Time capsules
 * Toolshed
 * Trash mags
 * Voice rest
 * We are defined by what we do
 * We just can't get it up
 * We just can't stand success
 * Whether a person uses a mop or a broom to clean up the kitchen
 * Whippi Dip
 * White T-shirt Hoerresy
 * Who beefed?
 * Who busted out the poppycock?
 * Who do we fighting for? Virginia!
 * Who stole the tent
 * Who's done what with girls?
 * Win, lose, or draw
 * Wow, Chad!