The Mighty Sequoias

This expression comes from the volleyball court, when the young bucks would parade around the court with their hands down their swim suits. The old farts would simply remark that obviously the young bucks were having trouble finding their peckers, and that the old farts' peckers were of much superior width and girth. The old farts often referred to their own packages as the Mighty Sequoias.

It is also rumored that a Mighty Sequoia lives in the Chief's dark and overgrown forest, but it has yet to be found.