Leon lost his pecker in a corn picker

It is rumored that a certain uncle in the Hoerr family had an unfortunate run-in with a corn picker, the result of which was him losing his pecker. Judging by the looks of the ancient farm machinery, we think this is an entirely plausible and valid reason why said uncle was sterile.



Authoritative sources say it was the mumps, but we choose to believe our own stories.