John's Lock Shop

Yet another controversial incident surrounding our favorite Benko (also known as Triple B). Disturbed by the amount of traffic going in and out of the Pass-Thru Room, John allegedly bought a lock in order to increase the privacy of the room. The action gained so much attention that Philip wrote a heated article in the 2000 edition of the Hoerrald on behalf of the grandkids, who were forced to pee out the window.