Conjugal visits

While you may think of Pentwater as the ultimate romantic get-a-way, the truth is sandy beds, noisy kids, and no locks on the bedroom doors mean the McVoy cottage is anything but a steamy vacation spot. Nevertheless, activities such as the couple's shower and every odd hour help keep the romance alive.

Other phrases associated with conjugal visits:


 * "What are you doing down here? Go upstairs and bone!"
 * Marathon sessions
 * Ball placement